NINJA FIGHT POST!!!

Now here's a good way to our fellow forumers to get easy posts! We are hosting a NINJA FIGHT!!!!!! contest... the rules are simple, you make a reply to tell your action, and you can't make abusive stuffs like you receive a shuriken in the head and you say "oh noes you killed my clone while i jump out of my bush and stab you behind!!" cause this will never end... once you die you're dead and can't post again, The arena is a simple wood, you can use every items at your diposition to kill! every single thing you see can be a weapon! If you are hiding you have to tell it, you can't attack someone hiding. And you can make fatality when you kill someone to let you flow out your imaginations, have fun! Oh yeah you can't make more than one action, wich means bashing someone is one action and you're done! Getting out of the way of an attack is an action! Now admins and mods can have clones cause we are the shits now let the match begin! FIGHT!!

Axis send a clone troop to see if the area is clear

Only to find me holding 2 red lightsabers I strike the clone down with such ease that its childs play I then proceed to remove the clones head and drink the blood that is rushing out of its body... srsly i am trying to be badass with all of this but i am just a little suckass faggot... i like dicks

Then i jump out of the bush i was hiding in and with my Ultimate Katana i strike your head off!